Jesus – struck by lightning – God dropping hints. If anything it mught just be that God, like the rest of us, is already bored with Mel Gibsons version of the Passion, with its po-face Latin and Aramaic script and its dedication to representing some mystery event AS IT REALLY HAPPENED. Based on the journalistic texts written three hundred years after the event. Hence not strictly fitting NUJ guidelines on good journalistic practice.

I advise whoever is most likely to be playing God at the moment (probably not Chuck Heston, and Alanis Morrisette dropped the ball some time ago) that they aim at Gibson rather than the the lighting grip and the actor next time.