imagine you have had many x ppl round one nice eve and served food and out the leftovers in the fridge in tupperware boxes and then went off to stay w.relatives for ten days at WOBs and came back and forgot abt the ANCIENT MUMMIFIED JELLY AND CREAM stored right at the back of the fridge and were anyway superbusy what with tax and a book deadline and a mag deadline and various new year things and you finally got round to it and trepidatiously OPENED THE BOX!!
i. DEAL WITH WHAT YOU FIND IMMEDIATELY however APPALLING, bcz otherwise
ii. THE MOULD SPORES WILL ESCAPE and set up a REVOLUTIONARY COLONIAL GOVERNMENT in OTHER REACHES OF THE FRIDGE