Mars has also just launched its Mars Delight brand extension, which I tried out this afternoon. Two skimpy finger-biscuits in a long wrapper, it’s clearly a light summery kind of chocolate snack, over in four bites, and just as well since even four was a bit cloying. The bar has a chocolate and caramel base and then a ‘rippled wafer’ inside it which tastes like those hollow biscuits that you find shoved in ice cream at Harvesters. Verdict: a resounding Pffft. As soon as the weather improves beyond a certain point the feeble British male constitution simply cannot deal with chocolate.