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ANTI-POP = PRO-WAR
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ANTI-POP = PRO-WAR
I find it most amusing that Ms Dynamite has been twitching around, galvanizing the yoof of today to be against war. Why is she called Ms Dynamite then, if she is anti weapons of mass destruction? No, nothing has been more heartenin[…]

I HATE MUSIC RUBBISH SIMILE WATCH
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I HATE MUSIC RUBBISH SIMILE WATCH
MARVIN GAYE – Sexual Healing
Baby, I’m hot just like an oven, I need some Lovin’
Why did Marvin Gaye Snr bust a cap in Marvin Gaye Jnr’s ass? All sorts of rumours abound regarding drugs, infi[…]

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEMBERS OF LAMBCHOP?
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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY MEMBERS OF LAMBCHOP?
In a recent piece I discussed those stupid bands which have more members than revenue – or in the case of My Life Story more members than actual fans. What completely slipped my mind was the strange ca[…]

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  1. No offense taken! I don't have the ego to have alarms about myself. I do, still, have sufficient fondness for…

  2. Count me as one of the people oddly affected by issue 300. Although... The thing I most remember about this…