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BEHOLD — The Final Fate Of The POP CHARTS!
WITNESS — The Horror Of THE CROWDSOURCER!
LEARN — The Shocking Secrets Of The Serendipity Machine!
“PANIC OF THE PLAYLIST PARIAH!”
Who Is?? WHAT Is — BEARDO??
And Introducing The Hot New Character Find Of 2009 – THE CHARTOPIAN!
ACTION ACTION ACTION in the MIGHTY POPTIMIST MANNER!