LOVELY VIEW:
the dying sun is staining the little rococo tower pink, but [office co-worker E] cannot see it properly as her window is still yucky and smeary from the tropical plant that used to stand against it until her predecessor left
as an art[…]

ALL DIEBOLD ALL THE TIME:
Microsoft: “We think our software is far more secure than open-source software. It is more secure because we stand behind it, we fixed it, because we built it. Nobody ever knows who built open-source software,” […]

ROBOT ART 10 – NON-ROBOT ART nil:
To: Mark [mark@xxx.co.uk]From: Imperialism P. Brotherhood [capitalizes@okfa.hu] Subject: I’ve heard a lot about you
Hello, playmates! :) Do not accustom yourself to consider debt only as an inconvenienc[…]

KEEP WATCHING THE SKIES!!
i used to get v.worked up when small abt the bright green meteor shower in the day of the triffids
i. wd i have watched it? ans=yesii. wd i now be purblind triffid-bait? ans=yes
(warning: they probbly don’t look lik[…]

dead as the ebu gogo
Human extinction within 100 years warns prizewinning scientist[…]

WATCH WITH* MOTHER: The Hunt for Lord Lucan
*mark s watches 20 mins alone b4 suddenly thinking that mum s might not know this is on as it’s on BORING CHANNEL FOUR*mark s (shouts up stairs): there’s a programme abt lord lucan on! mum s: w[…]

ex memoria
They weren’t all elderly and they weren’t all white, but the number of shoppers wearing poppies in Tesco in omnicultural Hackney, as the Armistice Service Parade wheeled out of St-John-at-Hackney into the Narrow Way, definitel[…]

GUESS MY THEORY #3

(the top one wz in conversation at the nft tonight: he is of course v.funny and charming even tho he only ever made one good film) (clue: not by kubrick)[…]

Dark Carmodism*:
1992: UK Election, Major campaigning for re-election, No.1 = “Stay” by Shakespeare’s Sister 2004: US Election, Bush campaigning for re-election, Eminem releases “Encore”**
*(Carmodism has never been pr[…]

jenny holzer yr time is UP:
when ur quite pore and yr on-the-cheap arty-artful lighting “system” is fritzing again as winter darkens round you, the signs and portents labels in the pound shop are generally more wearisome than inspiring &[…]