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The Shower Of Shit Begins: 3: Monsters vs Alien 2D
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Note: This review contains spoilers. But then the film title contains spoilers so I don’t care.
Monsters Vs Aliens 3D suggests there is something amusing in having a clear mission statement as your title. It seems to be saying that it both reco[…]

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The Shower Of Shit Begins: 2: Slow AND Sedate
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It is quite easy to make a movie franchise out of a concept which is all style and no substance. The theory is simple: if people are willing to see one film with fast cars, alpha males and girls galore, they will keep going to see them. The Fast And […]

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why only some mummies scream
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it’s less about poisons in the treacherous court of king tut, and more about binding gravely headgear, pretty much[…]

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The Shower Of Shit Begins: 1: Race To THAT Mountain
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Over the weekend I found myself with a hankering to see lousy movies. Well was I in luck OR WHAT! Because a late Easter means a perfect shit storm of kids films and blockbusters not quite good enough to wait until official blockbuster season arrives […]

10 Years Of Freaky Trigger: Dec 99 – Feb 00
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Between the last post in this series and this one, the actual 10th anniversary of Freaky Trigger has been and gone. There’s something sadly typical in that, I think.
As ever, if you’d like to simply read the old articles I’ve select[…]

mornington crescent
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aka web 4.0[…]

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Rob Emo Watch (Return!)
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i wasn’t really watching closely enough to make this an actual real REW, but tonight’s ep of robin h. featured LOLLARDRY! (or at least wycliffism)
UPDATE: didn’t think properly about this last night — robin is set in the reig[…]

The Top Five Reasons I WILL Follow You On Twitter
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For some reason I keep getting suckered into clicking through tinyURLs to things like this old Mashable piece, in which someone lists their reasons for NOT following people on Twitter and then all the comments crew slap each other on the back for rea[…]

Freaky Trigger and the Lollards of Pop – Series 3, Week 6
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Musical Euthenasia with Kat, Pete, Sarah and Magnus.

babynaming 3: spell of the unown
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1: the pretty strata of all names
2: the peak of glinda
3: the epic arrival of xzavier
4: the return of jasper
5: the strange career of unknown[…]

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