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Pumpkin Publog lyric watch
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Not, as it may seem at first, an attempt to rip off Tanya Headon’s excellent if rarely seen feature (possibly because she is apparently stuck in China). Rather a sad and shocking tale of central London pubs. On last nights evidence, it appears […]

The never-ending age of kids TV has, er, ended
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Because YOUNG PEOPLE ARE NOT WATCHING THE TELEVISION ANY MORE.
Fear not, this could be for any of the following reasons
a) There are less young people. Remember, this is why the South Will Win in the end.
b) They are downloading television directly i[…]

Positive Keyboard Action
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From the depths of the 80s – a TV advert for the 48k Spectrum+.[…]

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Glastonbury veterans – your lives will never be the same again!
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Yes! They will be MUCH DRUNKER!

Yes, the fine fares of the Brothers Bar, Jazz Word Stage, Worthy Farm will shortly be available in pubs, supermarkets and indie toilets near you! In four flavours including:
– Perry!
– Apple cider!
–[…]

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NEVERENDING NU-GOLDEN AGE OF KIDDITOONS NEVER er ENDS
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i had thought that w.PPG and cow’n’chicken IR Weasel and dexter’s lab in the autumnae of their respective senescentia, the amazin NON-adult cartoon bonanza of a decade ago had fizzled a bit but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The Fairly OddParent[…]

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Jurassic Beaver
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I cannot seem to garner too much excitement for the Jurassic Beaver. Beavers are cute enough, and I had a soft spot for the cartoon the Angry Beavers (though much more for the angry bit than their genus). But what is aprticualrly nice about htis BBC […]

All Film Should Be TV
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So it has come to this. Final Destination 3. A film whose relation to the original pair is merely a concept, and the amount of fun said concept (killing people in far fetched accidents) can provide. When a film gets to this point in a franchise howev[…]

The Opposite Of Thrillpower
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Put The Book Back On The Shelf (no really – this is a comic shop, not a library)
THE BELLE & SEBASTIAN COMIC.
Read it and feel all sensitive.[…]

But What About Iced Toilet Water…?
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Science geek girl sticks hand down toilet, cleaner than fast-food ice she finds. Twelve year old girls are funny aren’t they. Especially twelve year old brain-box girls. Who spend too much time watching Supersize Me.
I suppose we are supposed t[…]

Terminal Error
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Watching the only Spielberg film wot I have never seen at the weekend, got me thinking about form and content. I have spent a lot of time over the last few weeks thinking about television. What it can, and cannot do well. And watching The Terminal it[…]

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