Utterly Resolute
I don’t care how cold that cold day in hell might be, but nothing I’d rather freeze than wear one of these. I have resolved to never, ever, ever buy one for anyone I know. There is great harm in it, and it most certainly […]

MORAL DELINQUENCY:
ok i videod the j.springer op = will probably never see it to judge, but where were those 50,000 committed protesters when we needed em = night-vision shots of john mcc!rr!ck asleep naked (in his undies) = the radically daring van[…]

(Personal) Development Hell
Today I am on a training course, and where there is training you know SMART objectives won’t be far behind. These suited and booted cousins of the New Year Resolution may be more effective but they’re a tenth a[…]

Special Quiz Spoiler
If you’re from my work then here’s an easy point for you but this was too good to resist posting. In the anagrams round
HOW TO DISMANTLE AN ATOMIC BOMB
translates to
TO EMIT BOMBASTIC MOAN AND HOWL
Hurrah![…]

I have had many e-mails from people trying to find out where I have been over the last couple of months. Well it is a strange tale, and stranger than even the one of the Topographic Oceans that Yes punted out to their fans in the seventies to see if […]

WHOOPS THERE GOES ANOTHER RESOLUTION KER-PLOP
My anti-resolution stance was further strengthened by near catastrophe. As mooted last week my primary resolution was the semi-facetious call to not fart in public places. After scientific study suggested[…]

SPRING-CLEANING MY HEAD:
My second-most catastrophic trait as a journalist – after my mild phonephobia (=semi-unable to interview ppl or hustle editors!!) – is that i am totally allergic to the buzz of the NOW! I have endless subconsciou[…]

Sometimes you really do have to stoop to the lowest common denominator.
White Noise. Shite Noise more like.
(I really cannot be arsed to delve deeply into a review of this exceedingly flawed movie, which, passim last weeks comments, is the longest de[…]

Football eh? Bloody hell…[…]

Great Television Listings Of Our Time, pt. 95821:
7:00 pm
Watchdog
25 Years of Watchdog: Watchdog’s best known presenters return to re-live the bits people still talk about, including John Stapleton forgetting his wife’s name and Alice Be[…]