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Television highlight of the week: Richard Madeley stings a woman with a bee live on Channel Four.
This is a demonstration to show how bee stings can relieve arthritis. After pointing out that there is no evidence to support such a claim, that the Nat[…]

It’s 9:16 am, and I’m writing about last night’s Brit Awards
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It’s 9:16 am, and I’m writing about last night’s Brit Awards. Why are you telling us the time Jel? I hear you say, well it’s because I know that by the time I get to post on this NYLPM the Brits will have been discussed to dea[…]

SPOTTED:
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SPOTTED: Feta Cheese and Black Olive Kettle Chips.
STOP IT NOW!!!!!!![…]

Worst book I’ve read in some time? ‘The Man Who Risked His Partner’ – by Reed Stephens.
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Worst book I’ve read in some time? ‘The Man Who Risked His Partner’ – by Reed Stephens. Or should I say, Stephen Donaldson. Bizarrely reissued under his real name, this is a mid-eighties crime genre outing for the bloke who wr[…]

The main problem with Osama
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The main problem with Osama is that the lead is just too pretty. Let me qualify this, she is supposed to be eleven after all and one has to watch oneself about statements like that. She looks too much like a girl. Problem, she is the latest in a long[…]

It is lucky that Its All About Love is called Its All About Love,
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It is lucky that Its All About Love is called Its All About Love, because if it wasn’t called Its All About Love you might be tempted to ask “What’s it all about”. No, that is too glib. A film which has benefited from the adve[…]

A few months back we needed to make a chocolate catalogue for a business relative
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A few months back we needed to make a chocolate catalogue for a business relative. Because we needed to photograph the pralines, we received samples which we could eat after the picture had been taken. Since then we’ve become chocoholics testin[…]

Booze cruises to France are a dangerous thing
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Booze cruises to France are a dangerous thing
Once again we came back from France overladen with Food and booze, here is a rough list of what came back with us, through this week I’ll try and list out what we’ve done with it all:
Big lump[…]

Rob wants a bling bling on his microphone
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Rob wants a bling bling on his microphone? Try THIS!! This, being a diamond star of 10 billion trillion trillion carats some fifty light years away!! And as if that wasn’t bling bling enough, it’s real name is BPM 37093!!! Just imagine TH[…]

GREAT IDEA for P2P Users!
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GREAT IDEA for P2P Users! – Triggerist and good bloke Mike Daddino has a folder on soulseek called “Recommended Listening”. Cool, so do I. But what he’s done is replaced the track name with a little 50-character description eg[…]

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