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Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
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Law and Order: Special Victims Unit celebrated its 100th episode by airing one of its most freakiest. Castration in Grand Central Station, (Cragen “Penectomy, how often do I get to use that word?” Me: “Have you forgotten what show y[…]

BEDROOM SECRETS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE
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BEDROOM SECRETS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE: Something I really enjoy doing is reading aloud to Isabel – it’s good practise for probably the only aspect of childrearing I’ll be any good at, and it’s fun introducing her to favourites […]

Club Freaky Trigger Christmas Party
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Club Freaky Trigger Christmas Party: Happy Wobs to all our readers. The Club Freaky Trigger Christmas Party will be on a MONDAY, to best show our committment to senseless Yuletide ruin (and the fact that we could get a venue, and the fact that nothin[…]

λ is for…LAMBaDA
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A quick cut out and keep guide to the difference between the Lambada and the Macerena. The macarena is the one you can do in a wheelchair. The Lambada is the one that will put you in a wheelchair. Especially if I am around.
I hate worldwide dance cra[…]

IT’S ALL SO OBVIOUS
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IT’S ALL SO OBVIOUS: Waving the Wind Waker in Zelda = RAISING THE MAGEWINDS = Shigeru Miyamoto = Ursula K Leguin = !!!!!!
A-a-and you can possess seagulls!! And have about a zillion maps!
Is there something we should know?[…]

A Macquarie Research paper for the Aussie business community…
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A Macquarie Research paper for the Aussie business community on why they think the Wallabies will win on Saturday. Let’s hope that their “scientific” approach is the wrong one.[…]

SEEED — ‘What You Deserve Is What You Get’
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Do you want some German pop dancehall? YOU KNOW YOU DO. A current constant on German pop channels, this caught my attention because the band are obviously having monster good fun in the video by dressing up as cavemen and rampaging through downtown D[…]

κ is for…KAPPA-DONNA
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When the members of the Wu-Tang Clan formed and moved into that big, Monkees style house, the first question on everyones lips was “Who’s going to clean the toilets?” The RZA’s hands were too sensitive and already used to deal[…]

I have not really got much to say about the film version of The Singing Detective
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I have not really got much to say about the film version of The Singing Detective, except that it feels bitty, as if it was badly edited from a longer piece of work. Which, of course, it is. It also seems oddly dated, part of the point in the TV seri[…]

ι is for…the amount of talent not possessed by any member of The Rolling Stones
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For those of you without the gift of a classical education, this Greek Letter is an iota. And it is indeed more talent than that possessed by any member of The Rolling Stones. Including Brian Jones, who at least realised this and did the decent thing[…]

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