Archives  
Recent
Older

My parents are packing up and moving to a caravan!!!!
Read post

My parents are packing up and moving to a caravan!!!! Oops sorry, a park home. This means I have had to clear away some CDS. Whot??? OF COURSE I document this on NYLPM! Dere readers, shock and gasp at the revelations of “she bought THAT????&#82[…]

MOS DEF & MASSIVE ATTACK – “I Against I”
Read post

Let’s get the obvious part of this out of the way; I love this record. It has enchanted and ensnared me in its flanged hi-hat charms. If this record was a woman, I would be helpless at its feet, lovingly feeding it grapes off the vine and buy[…]

“Producing…”
Read post

“Producing…”
After failing to speak to the man while on special assignment in Davis, Sacramento and San Francisco, Dutch journalist Sander Kerkhof finally caught up with DJ Shadow for an interview over the phone, resulting in a hal[…]

PAUL MCCARTNEY – “From a Lover to a Friend” ELTON JOHN – “This Train Don’t Stop There Any More”
Read post

PAUL MCCARTNEY – “From a Lover to a Friend”
ELTON JOHN – “This Train Don’t Stop There Any More”
“Hey there.”
“Hello. How’ve you been?”
“Ehh. It’s been a tough year.[…]

Heh heh whilst the majority of publoggers are away
Read post

Heh heh whilst the majority of publoggers are away I SHALL TURN THIS PLACE INTO A HELLISH MIASMA OF GOTHS! Bwahahahaha! Welcome, children of the night!
So, a pub in Camden then, the Oxford Arms. We found this after a gruelling return to London and tr[…]

Breakin in the South
Read post

When I saw Beat Street and Breakin, age 10, in Knoxville Tennessee, there was a context in the movies of a repressed liberation politics. That context may always float around movies, as an eddy in Hollywood’s vague cloud of humanism, but for a […]

Pitchfork Inna (Very Confused) Dancehall Stylee.
Read post

Pitchfork Inna (Very Confused) Dancehall Stylee. First things first: Mo Wax’s Now Thing comp. (another timely Pitchfork review) is dub only in the most tangential sense: that it features (mostly) instrumental “versions” of ragga da[…]

Vive La France
Read post

Vive La France: Pete and I are off on holiday for a week, hooray! That means we won’t be round here, and it means no Freaky Trigger updates. Unfortunately I am leaving without answering a load of e-mails because my connection’s been down […]

A hip-hop version of The Weakest Link
Read post

A hip-hop version of The Weakest Link??? What’s next, R&B Celebrity Squares? Except whole new rapping concept albums about how Da Brat should have known the capital of Australia and B-Real’s disgruntlement at being voted off in the t[…]

G-g-g-gareth G-g-g-gates’s
Read post

G-g-g-gareth G-g-g-gates’s website, to all of you WILL HATAS/lunys/nappy wetters: www.ggates.co.uk. Even his WEBSITE is having a laugh at him! (This was pointed out to me via popbitch). I’ve got fcuking Unchained Melody in my head now.[…]

Recent
Older

Latest comments on FT

  1. They are all DJ Fuckheads. No brain, no style, not a single clue of what good music is. It's about…

  2. Yes, he’d been “…making this since FOUR—TEEN YEARS OF AGE”. As if this culmination of exquisite ingredients could ever let…