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August 11th, 2006

What Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” Cover Would Actually Look Like…

If it really was on a wall in 1979.

A manky wall, somewhere in Islington
Note the following:

a) RW 4 RW. Initially cryptic, is easily understood when one considers the narcissism of Roger Waters.

b) Whilst sadly the crude NF written upon the wall is probably for the National Front, nasty racist group that they were, it is also possible that it is short for NO FLOYD!

c) Some wag has made a Chad like Syd Barrett joke, not comprehending how much worse the album could have been if Syd had been there. Well, at least bad in a different way.

d) Oh that I was a boy and could piss so magnificently.

Written by Tanya Headon on Friday, August 11th, 2006 | 9,826 views |

Responses

  1. rocker on September 27th, 2007

    Pink Floyd ARE NOT SHIT. Although You Seem to be full of IT!!!!!

  2. Ben Pearson on September 27th, 2007

    Anyone who mocks pink floyd or Rger Waters can go suck a fat one you useless sacks of shit. Pink Floyd is the most influential band of our time, there’s a fucking reason for that morons! They are the best and their music is astounding, just because you have no taste doesn’t mean you should be giving good bands shit on the internet, it simply means, like one person said on here, that we are counting down the minutes untill you die. By the way Syd Barret’s death was tragic and all you who say he didn’t bring anything to the band are simply mocking his death, I hope his family hunts you down and murders you.

  3. Jake West on October 7th, 2007

    FUCK YOU! Pink Floyd is the BEST band that has EVER set foot on stage! Just because you are too STUPID to understand thier complex lyrics, doesn’t give you right to bash them. They put more thought into pissing than you have put in your lousy, wasted life! The Wall wasn’t only a great album and movie, but a work of art! Go piss in the wind!

  4. mal on October 8th, 2007

    Let me guess, you wear a baseball cap, fake trainers and are a fuckin’ chav cunt.
    If you knew anything about music you would know floyd were and still are the most influential band of all time.
    Wake up and smell the shit you are saying. If you don’t like the music, go and fuck yourself

  5. Steve on October 8th, 2007

    wake up and smell the shit we are listening more like!

  6. Alex on October 11th, 2007

    you are a complete moron. pink floyd is not a racist band. waters reflected the impression of what music does to people and how it can cause people to become outraged; similar to what your doing to the wall.

  7. alexander doucet on October 16th, 2007

    dudes,all the people that love pink floyd and understood the concept of the wall, I love you all.and that fucking moron is just another brickin the wall.I’m happy to see that were all together against the moron

  8. Jamie Lynn on November 6th, 2007

    r u saying pink floyd is SHITT!!!?? weell, pink floyd is the SHIT!
    they are great. you just dont like music.

  9. Al Ewing on November 6th, 2007

    ‘I HATE MUSIC’ in ‘you just dont like music’ SHOCK HORROR SCANDAL

  10. claudia on November 10th, 2007

    ba eu sunt romanca:D

  11. juan on November 13th, 2007

    escucha para voss forritta ke no sabes nada de musica ni de pink floyd es la banda mas grossa del mundoo y te re kabe forra la choncha bien de tu madre hija de putaaa aguante roger y syd que en paz descanse .la concha te tu mami negra de mierda

  12. KH on November 14th, 2007

    All of those who feel that floyd is shit obviously haven’t listened to any type of good music if you don’t like the music, don’t fuckin listen to it, fuck all you wannabes who don’t know anything about pink floyd, i hope syd barrett comes into a dream of yours and tells you to kill yourself.

  13. juan on November 15th, 2007

    echucha voss hja de puta prende lo ke es musika ,aguante floyy negritta

  14. juan on November 15th, 2007

    yy te me kedass pilla ehh forrita

  15. rene on November 19th, 2007

    PINK FLOYD ROCKS

  16. Mark G on November 20th, 2007

    Syd: “Their choice of material was always very much to do with what they were thinking as architecture students. Rather unexciting people, I would’ve thought, primarily.”

    Couldn’t have put it better myself.

  17. Bob on November 22nd, 2007

    what the fuck? go rot in hell you fuckin liberal

  18. joe on November 28th, 2007

    fuck you, thats all i can say

  19. Al Ewing on November 28th, 2007

    Tourette’s?

  20. Ben on November 29th, 2007

    You dumb pieces of fucking shit.
    I don’t know how you have the bare faced cheek to say it.
    Go listen to your cheap tricks trying to copy Floyd.
    Just remember Pink Floyd stepped from the norm into a style of their own, something no-one could ever argue with.

    Floyd forever, Syd always.

  21. Bronson on December 1st, 2007

    I can’t help but take note of how many times people in this forum have misspelled Roger WATERS name. Its “Waters” not, “Walters”. And I know most of the jackasses that made the mistake will probably never read this, but I still have to say something. And love them or hate them, Floyd is, without denial, one of the most progressive and influential bands of the 20th century. If that doesn’t keep them from being “shit” in someone’s eyes, I don’t know what can.

  22. James on December 1st, 2007

    Tanya hi how are you doing?

    Try researching a subject before you slag it off you are quite obviously some ugly pro-feminist hormonal shrew that hates life and everything in it because you are trying to be angry and different to get attention like some little goth teenager who has a massive attitude and tough exterior but deep down is crying inside because your life is bitter and empty so do everyone a favour stop slagging the greatest rock band the world has ever witnessed and drop of a fucking Cliff!!!!!

  23. James on December 1st, 2007

    And just to add weather you like a bands music or not gives you no right to say there shit because over 900weeks of album chart success sell out international tours and the biggest selling rock album of all time is not shit!!!!!! Pink Floyd are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so take your feminist lets have a another woman prime minister arse out of this world…..may i suggest razor blades and toilet bleech?

  24. FT's Lena on December 1st, 2007

    If only this could be harnessed for energy-making purposes.

  25. Hacqyr on December 23rd, 2007

    Everyone’s entitled to an opinion, even if it is so monstrously wrong
    Pink Floyd is one of the best groups ever, who have dominated Rock Music for decades, how can millions of fans be wrong, as for not liking music, consult a shrink, they may have developed a cure for it by now

  26. Hacqyr on December 23rd, 2007

    Who is this Rodger Walters that everyones talkin’ bout, lol

  27. Hacqyr on December 23rd, 2007

    Jesus, Jesus, what’s it all about, trying to crush these little ingrates into shape (Pink Floyd - The Hero’s Return - The Final Cut)

  28. merrick on January 14th, 2008

    you know how Bil Wyman’s solo albums were all really dull? He was in a great band, but without the real talent he was, well, the bassist doing a solo record.

    Syd leaves, Waters takes over and the whole band become sidemen on the bassist’s solo records, tediously wanking away for years on end.

  29. Phil on February 9th, 2008

    You deserve all the abuse you got over this, you fucking idiot

  30. Al Ewing on February 9th, 2008

    This thread is starting to remind me of this:

    http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/

  31. Kim on February 9th, 2008

    Well, I have had just an absolute ball reading this. There were some lovely treats here. Misspellings, abusive vitriolic comments and fanaticsm, not to mention the appearance of a hobbit.

    I am a PF fan and have seen ‘The Wall’ movie about thirty times and yes I love the album. However, I couldn’t care less if the person next to me thinks they are shit. In fact I say, “good for you and more power to your elbow”. Why on earth people get so desperate that others MUST like what they like is beyond me. Do you really need another’s opinion to validate your own music tastes?

    That said I liked your artwork Tanya, good on ya and you know who really rocks? YOU DO - because you have had people replying to this for 18 months and still counting. Nice work indeed!

    Al, thanks for that link, creepy stuff indeed.

    Cheers
    Kim

  32. Joseph on February 10th, 2008

    Hey assfuck, why do you want to dis on Pink Floyd. They’re the best fucking band ever, as apposed to those fucking faggots like “Soulja Boy” and “Flo Rida” and “Lil’ _____.” Can you say that any of those fucking peckerheads have platinum records as well as a band that has been able to pull their shit together and be together for 40 fucking years? Nope, in fact, “Soulja Boy” will be long gone tomorrow. Why? Because he’s a nobody, just like all those fucking faggot rappers.

    So take that and blow it out your ass, you lace curtain motherfucker! Hope you rot in hell for the things you’ve done, you fucking piece of shit!

  33. Tom on February 10th, 2008

    Joseph, I’m sorry Soulja Boy didn’t answer your letter, I’m sure he was just too busy that day. :( You’ve got to remember he gets a lot of letters like that though! Most of them are from women I’d guess, but he’s a nice guy, he doesn’t discriminate.

  34. fdsfdsf on May 4th, 2008

    Hah, I love Pink Floyd, and I still thought that was pretty clever (not to mention truthful). Get over it, people. It was just a joke.

  35. Ashley Pomeroy on October 14th, 2008

    I’m surprised that no-one has commented on this posting yet. I remember finding a copy of The Wall on vinyl in a record shop in Plymouth one day, long ago, and the previous owner had done something similar - he had written graffiti all over the front of the record. I’m not if that would increase the value or not.

    My other memory of that shop is that it had half a dozen copies of Kissing the Pink’s “Naked”. And the clear version of Faust’s debut album. I wonder if it’s still going?

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