Chelsea Headhunt Kenyon: so far so boring. Global brand, best in the business, carry on, nothing to see here. Except I think, though I’m not sure, that Chelsea’s outgoing Chief Executive, Trevor Birch, was the fellow I heard the other night (I write it up a few posts down) suggesting that Chelsea fans should stop worrying and learn to love the bomb their new owner is spending. Wonder how he’s feeling about the Chelsea revolution now?

I hope that doesn’t sound like gloating, having your job messed around with is horrible. There is a joke here (at which The Guardian sensibly only hints) about the Chelsea Headhunters, though.