BrunoWatch Continues: the Evening Standard‘s headline today is “TEN POLICEMEN RESTRAIN SAD BRUNO”. Now, come on lads, “sad” wasn’t actually the word you were looking for, was it? But of course it was – two days into the latest celebrity rubberneck and “sad” has become new official code for the m-word. The headlines look a little absurd but you know the readers know exactly what they mean.

TMFD