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Survivors Series 2 finally released on DVD
I really do only pop up on FT’s blogs to mention two things: Survivors and Graham Nelson. This DVD release is presumably quite an (economic) feat by DD Video considering that the BBC never managed to g[…]

The rule of the comic horror movie is simple. The monster is not funny. This is what An American Werewolf In London and Shaun Of The Dead understand. The remarkable thing about Shaun Of The Dead is it understands this whilst co-opting one of the funn[…]

GUESS MY THEORY! The following is no coincidence because [insert reason here][…]

wive$watch
‘I’m a dad twice over ‘ and I scored a goal today!’
You hear the argument sometimes (probably a lot more in a week when sportsfolk graduate to the front of the red tops) that what goes on off the pitch is ‘Not[…]

I will not add to the reams and reams of guff spouted regarding the Passion Of The Ickle Baby Jebus, but to note the one thing I never knew before. Alright four things I learnt from Melvin Gibson’s pretty lousy exploitation movie:
1: The Devil […]

Gothika – or as it should really be called – GoThicko. A truly stupid film about characters who are apparently very clever being very stupid. Put it like this, the film contains the longest sequence I can remember for ages in which the vu[…]

www.1up.com
A site too crammed with adverts and large images for my taste, like most paper-based video game magazines then. However there are some interesting articles in there if you thrash around long enough.
> The Essential 50 “These are th[…]

A definitive list of things that are wrong with Zatoichi

At no point does the protagonist carve a Z in someone’s torso. There are a lot of two-slice shots, but never the elusive three.[…]

STOP THIS NAMING FILMS AFTER SONGS WHICH DO NOT APPEAR IN THE FILM FILTH NOW.
Why did I go and see Welcome To The Jungle? Was part of me swayed by the temptation of hearing Guns’n’Roses really loud on the Warner Village sound system. Actu[…]