FREAKY TRIGGER NEEDS YOU: attention!!! This Friday, your Humble Author will be attending the Big Brother live eviction!! Your Humble Author intends to take a banner and get their ugly mug on the goggle box.  But readers!! I have no imagination and therefore have NO IDEA what to put on the banner!!
Therefore… we need your help!!! Suggestions via the comment box please – and if there’s LOADS of grebt suggestions I will run a poll!!
Suggestions already recieved: “kill them all, let god decide” and “we’re live on channel four, please do not say f#ck or b#gger”. MORE MORE MORE!