SCIENCE FUNDED PURELY FOR THE COMEDY OF THE TABLOID HEADLINE THAT WOULD RESULT #45yt03v9:

“Not Making Your Bed Is Good For You” (from my lovely CeeFax yesterday mornin, where it wz bumped by actual real world horror rather quickly)

apparently mites prefer the moist warmth of made bed EW EW and feed on the human skin scales EW EW EW EW EW