The publog has wanted to do something like the Onion AV Club’s survey of crap snack foods for quite some time. We can all be food scientists after all. Was the largest ingredient in Kola Rollerball’s really aluminium? Was their any food value to the outer casing of a flying saucer?

My favourite of this list is the Caco Chocolate Sandwich Cookie’s, which offers the warning on the side that they may contain traces of egg and milk. They’re cookies – I should bloody well hope so.