So there is this Italian restaurant on Battersea High Street. And it is apparently quite nice, but obviously needs the punters in. Because certain nights of the week it will do you half price food. Those nights are Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Oh, and a new board has just popped up to say Saturday as well.

Now I am all in favour of cheap food. I am just less in favour of getting to the restaurant knowing that if I had gone on a different night it would have been cheaper. Especially if two of those nights are traditionally the two busiest nights of the week. In fact I was so annoyed by this I said fuck it. Which meant my companion suggested the restaurant over the road named after Thailand’s second city.