HOW TO MAKE A MESS
1/ Witness arrival of spare Pret food in office, following ‘power breakfast’ attended by boss.
2/ Notice that Pret Cherry Smoothies v.unpopular, take one for later consumption.
3/ Forget about Pret Cherry Smoothie.
4/ Go on work day out, leaving Pret Cherry Smoothie on desk for a whole day.
5/ Return to office next morning to find that fermentation has blown the top off the Smoothie and bubbling smoothie remnant is now all over yr desk, computer keyboard, papers, with flecks on walls behind you and across room, window, colleague’s desk etc etc.
