Those wacky Middle Agers!!:

“WARNING: Do not attempt to recreate this recipe, as lime is highly caustic and potentially dangerous; it should never be used in cooking.”

(Ingredient availability permitting – haha peacock unlikely – I’m gunna try some of the non-wacky recipes out, maybe for my Grebt Spring/Book-Completion Feast, so watch this space)

(Or Proven By Science, for the more Frankensteiny experiments)