Dudes! A warning to the easily frightened – always remember to store your Tunnocks Caramel Wafers in a safe place AWAY FROM YOUR MINT PRODUCTS. Are you listening Mr Man who sells Tunnocks Caramel Wafers for 35 pence outside Goodge Street tube?! Are you? For if you do not store them safely, your lovely Tunnocks Caramel Wafer will not only pong of but also slightly taste of SUGAR FREE POLOS. This will lead to bemusement and confuzzlement as you are jolted out of your lovely, womb-like environment of caramel-wafer-dom. You may be forced to have another Nice Cup of Tea in shock!!! BUT OH NO THE TEA WILL TASTE OF MINT TOO! Foiled.

Actually they have been marked down to 35pence from 40pence, I note. Good job blooming well too, but this has got me pondering just QUITE how long have the poor overpriced wafers been lurking there? Hrrrm.