This morning: sign spotted in local greasy:
KNIVES AND FORKS ARE NOT TONICS! PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THEM AFTER YOUR MEAL!
Also – cup of tea in being 35 English Pence shocker! I have got too used to standing in Starbucks getting confused after ordering tea and get a strange ‘chai’ effort, end up taking one sip and then leaving it to go cold. A decent cafe cup of tea in the morning = a tonic indeed.