The ten nominees in a day sounds like a tall order to me. I mean, it’s clearly achievable within the space of a drinking day, with a bit of planning, discipline, careful use of the transport options available and so on. The Eastern (Limehouse) and Western (Portobello Road) extremities are the obvious problem areas. Well, that and the fact that this quasi-military operation would have to be carried out by a bunch of drunks.

Oh, and the Royal Oak is closed on Saturdays and Sundays. And the Portobello Road? At the weekend? Do me a favour, guv.