Rat And Parrot Counter-Theory: but that mocks sense. For surely you’d want monster VFM songs such as “Shine On You Crazy Diamond” to be on in the afternoon when nobody could hear them, not taking up valuable punter-time later.

Useful Advice To Pubgoers: Don’t have the nachos in the Rat And Parrot. They’re generous with the sauces but not the cheese (a common nacho felony I find). And they burn them at the edges, every time.