Drug Thesis: using music as an investment guide for the culturally-aware dealer. Written in 1997, concludes by telling you to buy lots of acid. It’s three years later and from my limited knowledge of the chemical ‘scene’ acid is as unhip now as it was then. So much for that. The music theory doesn’t hold water either. But I’m linking to it because on a search for “happy music” this was the only actual article I could turn up.
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