Biblical View of Music: Right. Recent discussions on e-mail have focussed on the difficulties of finding music that everybody likes. Thankfully I have been able to cut through this Gordian Knot with the help of this useful text, which outlines The Lord’s conceptions for music and explains in no small detail (I’d just read the headlines if I were you) what is OBJECTIVELY good and bad. Long-term readers of alt.music.alternative might notice the resemblance between these laws of music and the opinions held by a certain Norwegian poster. I can make no further comment.