NEWS FEED: Bono says U2 have deal with fans. Two crap albums and they are out.

Surely they have reneged on this deal then. Back in 1981 when they released October. Take this to the High Courts now, a deal is a deal.

In other news, Britney is writing a ‘letter of truth’ to her fans, to be posted on her website by the end of the month. “It is making closure with a lot of things – I think this is my ultimate truth”. You wouldn’t think it would take a whole month to write the truth about Britney but she does have plenty on her ‘plate’ at the moment. Meanwhile we have exclusively obtained an early first draft of this letter of truth.

“Deer Fans,

Sory about all teh records.

Brit xxx”