tell us the korrekt jargon plz!!??
While helping my friends T&G unpack yesterday after hurriedly moving house to lovely walthamstow, we discovered a JAR OF CLOVES in a BAG OF CLOTHES!!! We tried to work out what kind of literary device/joke thi[…]

A Question of Sport
OK two questions actually abt C4’s Dream Team extravanganza last night (f.my auld professional contrarian pals D.Kelly and S.Cosgrove).
i. What wz the TERRIFIC music being used behind Alan ‘Dirty’ Shearer? andi[…]

HA! (see parenthesis middle of 4th sentence for clear evidence of agnes martin’s genius)[…]

The Top 100 is pretty light on adaptations of books. This is interesting due to the heritage film industry that does crank them out as the classier side of film culture. Well you will be pleased to hear that Time Regained is indeed an adaptation. Of […]

Hundreds protest at TV ‘seance’ 2 BBC news stories (again, sorry)
“Although Channel 4 received 487 telephone calls and e-mails complaining about the show, it said only 30 came after transmission”. One-time Christian Derren ups[…]

TANYA’S MAILBOX
Just a quick delve here, ignoring self confessed Bowiephile and dead Labour Party leader John Smith’s rant about the title of THAT Bowie alubm “And for fuck’s sake, it’s TRAFOZSATSFM, not TFAR…&#822[…]

Counter programming. As the rest of the world watch the rest of the world get destroyed in a bit of snow the smug arthouse congescenti are evading the hordes by slipping in to see the only other released last week. A little bit of Turkish: Uzak. And […]

James Bond, eh? Its all about the marketing now, but why care – it’s a terrific franchise, and one whose continuity is uniquely malleable: anyone who looks the part can play the lead; anyone at all can play Felix Leighter. Change the ac[…]

Exeter City 0 Brazil 1*
And, of course, it was *almost* just like watching Brazil, possibly like watching Brazil on a widescreen telly when you’ve got the aspect ratio wrong, but REAL ACTUAL WORLD CUP WINNERS nutmegging Steve Flack and arguing […]

In the pub last night we suddenly realised Mike Skinner’s terrifying plan. Picture the scene – June 24th, Lisboa, England in the quarter-finals of Euro 2004 – a hard-fought draw – penalties! – a disasterous miss, a natio[…]