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Migrainous Wankery
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Migrainous Wankery: here’s an old critical kicking Salon gave to Mogwai. Truth to tell, it’s pretty lazy, but think of it also as an opportunity to weep for Salon’s elegant old layout, now sacrificed in a desperate bid to shove ever[…]

THE PIXIES
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THE PIXIES
If you’re going to be tough on grunge, then you have to be tough on the causes of grunge. In the firing line, the name dropped, the reason we got into that whole damn plaid shirted mess in the first place can be squarely levelled at […]

DUEL!
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DUEL!: today it’s Mogwai versus eels. My attempt to influence the voting yesterday was a complete, piteous, failure so I will stay silent now.[…]

PET SHOP BOYS – “Always On My Mind” (I Hate Music)
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In a perfect world, if a generically ironic dance-pop duo decided to make an irritating, irrelevant cover of an overrated country song, a giant hammer would descend from the heavens and smite them before the first TR-808 pattern could be programmed. […]

The Beginning Of The End
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The Beginning Of The End: and another one bites the dust, wearied by the end of the century and the decline (yeah, yeah) of Pop. But it’s not about the musicians: it’s about the listeners. And so this is the most exciting time since 1988 […]

OK COMPUTER, surely
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OK COMPUTER, surely. Everybody from Q Magazine to Your Flesh gave it fifteen out of ten despite the fact that its a PISS-POOR LOAD OF OLD HORSESHIT. Let’s take as example the following ‘deathless’ lyrics:
Ahhhwarrhwarrrrrhwarrh
Ahhh[…]

AIN’T NOBODY KNOWS HIS TROUBLES WITH GOOD
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AIN’T NOBODY KNOWS HIS TROUBLES WITH GOOD
Never in the field of human artistic endeavour has anyone sold out quite so utterly and completely as Moby has. Cleverly, he has done this at the precise moment in the history of human artistic endeavou[…]

Oasis Noel quits tour
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Oasis Noel quits tour: how much longer can this tottering sham of a band continue?[…]

Too Many Wine Gums
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Too Many Wine Gums: “The prose is supposed to be ‘liquid dub poetics’ but, shit, all that means here is no upper casing, no full stops, and lines such as: ‘watching the buzzcocks / the powder fuse / pumping sizzle through the […]

Kelis: Kaleidoscope – PopMatters Music Review
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Kelis: Kaleidoscope – PopMatters Music Review: I kinda like PopMatters, but this review falls flat. Not because of what it’s saying (though as usual there’s a sense that deep-down the reviewer feels members of oppressed groups shoul[…]

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  1. A fantastic collection of music highlights from 2003! The detailed commentary and diverse selection make this a fun and engaging…

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