JANET JACKSON – “ALL 4 U”:
“all my girls at the party, look at that body,
shaking that thing like you never did see,
got a nice package alright,
guess i’m gonna have to ride it tonight.”
thus begins janet jackson&#[…]

Here’s What I’ve Been Doing All Day: laid up with an injured knee, a hurt back and a stinking cold, I’ve spent my day doing something I’ve been putting off for ages and re-organising the archives properly. Every single review […]

LETTERS PART 4: LUNATICS
10. ‘please respond. you’ve got a decent site. i enjoy fulmitating over the
numerous music journalism solecisms you and your posse of smug-as-smug
hoodwinks commit in each update. you’re a slut. i get my wor[…]

LETTERS PART 3: WHEATUS FANS

7. If u wanna write somethuing about a band…write it good or don’t at all.I think that wheatus is something great.It has no message.Way better than “i kan’t get a chick ’cause i don’t […]

LETTERS PART 2: PERSONAL ADS
4. ‘craig david i love him’
5. ‘To sysqo I like your Music I love all your song my favourite song is
the thong song My friend Blaine
wants to say he loves all your music and he likes all of your songs.ps[…]

FREAKY TRIGGER LETTERS SELECTION PART 1
We do occasionally get letters. Here are some of them.
1. ‘this website is the gayest ive ever seen in the history of the internet!
bye write back please. april’
2. ‘i tink you should have dow[…]

To Catherine, who HumanClicked me earlier this evening: I was downloading a file so my computer was very slow – I missed all your posts. Can you drop me a line? Thanks. Though I have to warn you that writing for FT is probably not the best way […]

“Shove a trout down her throat!”: it’s Duel! Jimi vs Janis results and a new match-up.[…]

The Worst of The Worst! (Very Bad Music): I have not dared listen to any of the music but the site is well worth a visit for the selection of hate mail. God bless the Internet![…]

(aka THE BLACK ARTS)
So, ask somebody about the Pixies and you might hear that they were the best band of their time. Or that they invented indie rock. Or that Doolittle is the greatest record ever. Or that Nirvana ripped them off. You might hear non[…]