Toilet DuckOkay, they come pretty close on this one. Of the three flavoured* offerings from the good people at SC Johnson (A Family Company), one is citrus. The others – for the record – are the remarkably non-descript “FRESH” and the Saturday Morning Kids Cartoon evoking “OCEAN FORCE”. But is the citrus one is designed to give your lavvie a lovely scent of lemons? Limes? Grapefruit? I am loathe to buy into this cobbling together of all citrus fruits into a single smell, and it seems that SC Johnson (A Family Company) are three quarters of the way to making this dream product a reality.

IT IS IN AN ORANGE DUCK SHAPED PACKAGE: JUST CALL IT TOILET DUCK A LA ORANGE.

*Whilst I am well aware that this is the wrong word to use in this context, it seems right.