I have recently been informed that a sallow faced group of youths have fallen into what can only be called The Cult of Knitler. Seeking a method to pluck the fevered dream of N4zi knitting techniques from the ethereal to the corporeal, they face the mirror, and recite thrice…

…. Knitler….
…. Knitler…
…. Knitler….


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So what would YOU do if you were a high school teacher, and one of your students presented you with a KNITTED H1TLER?!