Huge Laurie IS... HOUSE!So of course by now, EVERYONE has seen HOUSE! Or should I say,  House, M.D! However, I saw it for the first time last Saturday, and in case there are others like me who’ve missed out on the JOY of House, it is my duty to recommend it to diligent FreakyTriggerists. With Hugh Laurie as a maverick doctor who is CROSS! He might not actually be a doctor! He does no doctoring apart from shouting at people! Perhaps that is the real cure! House is like this. Ian House and Ian Holm run an estate agents called Out Of House And Home out of their shared house and hobbit hole HA HA No seriously.


PEONIC PATIENT: Doctor! A dog has gorn off with my leg!
HUGE LAURIE is IAN HOUSE: I don’t care! You’re rubbish! *punches passing consultant*
PASSING CONSULTANT: Ow, that hurt Doctor House. OMG what is that on the patient’s FACE??
HUGE LAURIE: CRUMBS, I mean, GEE WHIZZ (I am American now), it is ANTHRAX!!
PEONIC PATIENT: I think it’s just a bit of jam…
BOSS: House, stop being a Maverick and DO SOME PAPERWORK.

HOUSE flicks Vs at BOSS.

PATIENT: (screams) I’m blind!
HOUSE: OMGZ her eye has fallen out!!!
CONSULTANT: And she’s grown to the size of a tree!
HOUSE: And her face has grown gills!!

Etc etc etc until the patient has EVERYTHING in my GURL’S OWN BOOK OF GORY DISEASES. Brilliant!! In the last one, the obese 10yr old with psychosis and a heart condition had PETER CUSHING’S disease. Joy.

Recommended to all!