This time the battle is between Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas and Fergie of Manchester United. Note that both our protagonists are trying to garner votes by looking serious.
Whilst I think there is a clear winner to this battle, I am willing to leave the interactive element of my comments box to see if you, the readers, agree.
(Note, as this is an independent article comparing the various merits and lack of them of both Stacy and Alex Ferguson, it is unlikely that you will be able to contact them directly via my comments box. Or indeed any other site on the web which just has their picture on them! Though as stupid comments are always welcome, feel free to try.)
Clear winner = Fergie male, since he has no involvement with the music that you hate so much (i.e. all and / or any of it). Or can you blame him for all the Man U cup songs too?
There is much about football to dislike, not just the team songs, but on-terrace singing, the annoying kid with a big drum, the bloke who has barely mastered grade one trumpet before playing The Great Escape OVER AND OVER AND OVER.
But as you rightly note, it is a matter of proportion.