You know the score by now, unwanted CDs of doubtful provenance auctioned on eBay for our Grecian Earn appeal. So forget the blurb and check out these beauties!

Sad Beth for one earth pence!
I Love 1996
Someone take their tartrazine away.
Seven minutes of (pagan)madness
I may hate it – but I bet it sells!
I bought a record by this lot once. I think.
How can you deny a rabbit? (Even a badly drawn one.)
Surely the bargain of the century!