Listening to the first volume (The Youthful Hero Turned to Fall Like Blossom) of Momus’s creation years comp “Forbidden Time Machine” while driving to Ikea in a 1979 Firebird with my new room mate Bryan:
Bryan(B): Is Momus Queer ?
Anthony (A) well, no. well, he is but not in the way you think.
B: Does he fuck men.
A: No, but he would really like to.
B: Why Doesn’t He ?
A: Because he thinks that japanese school girls are the same thing.
B: They’re Not.
A: We know.