They wouldn’t let me buy the Busted album on Friday. Who are they? The people who worked in J Sainsbury’s Express in Crouch End. Why? Well they gave be some nonsense about not having the key to the CD drawer. But actually they were making some sort of aesthetic judgement about what I as a 29 year old man should be buying and listening to at a frankly unacceptible level on a Friday night in my own flat.

I only wanted to hear exactly what the ‘Sted had to say about Britney Spears.