PIE from Cornwall. Host Eli, guests Mark, Cis and Pete (and Steve). focus group discussion, Steal the Brain, pi (proof of non-existence of god), Jean Laffite by Puerto Muerte, pi (proof of existance of god), miss you – m-flow etc, corvids specifically magpies, various people lollipop, PIE FOREVER, apple pie a la mode – destiny’s child, big thanks, dreadful cliff hanger, cherry pie – warrant.

MOCK from the Virtual Glastonbury Booking Office. Host Tim, guests Katie, Magnus and Emma (and Mark). The FT periodic table, Radio Times Cool Poll, Mock Meat taste test, Blaze – The Arsonists, reinvention of transformers, what else should we reinvent, that song off the advert, Ghostwatch, Tanya and China Crisis, Baby Names inc Shiloh Pitt, also names in general, The Name of the Game – Abba, Take Back your Duck – The Inspirations or not.

LIE from the Long Island Expressway. Host Tom for a second until Eli arrrives, guests Tom, Alan and Alix (and Pete). McCoys crisp eating, Young Girls and Happy Endings – Gorkys, Hoaxes (again), Eli’s confusion at spaghetti hoax, the cardiff giant, Tanya and Lionel Ritchie, Margaret Berger – Robot Song, filling gaps in people’s brains, the unreliability of vision, the unreliability of pete, korsakov’s syndrome, is you is or is you aint my baby – buster brown, aliases on the internet and second life, Untrue Unfaithful – Nina Rossi.

HOUND from Sirius. Host Kat, guests Sarah, Alix and Katie (and Steve). Gin inna can, Crufts 1, crossbreeds, Friends for Life, Dogs were Barking – Gogol Bordello, Dogging Forecast, baconbaconbaconbacon, dogfood, Stop Me – The Smiths, eating yorkies, Crufts 2, stuffed dogs, dog names, wagatha christie, air bud digression, it’s a dog life – ??, Crufts 3, good dog/bad dogs, Maximise – Rex the Dog.

CLASS from the Maze of Zagor. Host Tom, guests Mark, Alex and Magnus (and Pete). Things that have changed in britain, death of capt america/baudrillard, reggae reggae sauce, Surrender – Cheap Trick, reflections on genre, Kronos Quartet – Spoonful, more genre, Little Drummer Boy – Joan Jett, school stories and digression into where people went to school, stalky and the bash st kids, Making Plans for Nigel – Nouvelle Vague, Role-Playing Games and character class, Eton Rifles – The Jam.

HIT from Tin Pan Alley. Host Steve, guests Mark, Sarah and Rob (contains a lot of finbarr saunders sniggering). Eurovision, The wrong mag fields track, violent cookery and bashing biscuits, Tanya and The Fall, Chess and Murder, the man who wouldn’t die, 2002-A Hit Song – Freedesign, Dr Pub and round remembering, Caruso and the hot sausage, The Hit Song – DJ Format.

STRIP from the Windmill Theatre. Host Tim, guests Pete, Kat and Magnus (and Steve). Guinness Red, SI units of measurement, Captain Zepp, comic strips of real people, david bellamy impression, Dr Druqs and The Beatles, More centaur fun and depilation, afermath-nightmares on wax, taste test (oinks and petrified prawns), football strips, the nth degree – morningwood, Male Stripper +24 – man2man ft man parrish.

CRACKER from the Forbidden City, Beijing. Host Eli, guests Pete, Mark, Alix. Chinese New Year, Agatha and zippers, Dr Pub and tipping, War Pigs – Some Estonians, a cheerful poetry for food, ban ban – some of cabanos, UK sit-coms redone in the states, Cobrastyle/Cobrastyle/Cobrastyle, Dana Kurtz – Love gets in the way.

FORM from St Custards. Host Tim, guests Tom, Pete, Sarah. The Wall, favourites streets in london, Dragonette – Competition, Comping, dr druqs and the stranglers, hoaxing and the monk, The WHO – won’t get fooled again, Dr Brand and TOTP, Shocking Blue – Never Marry a Railroad man, Changelings and Centaurs, Bird Flu – MIA.

HOE from Machu Picachu. Host Mark, guests Tim, Steve and Katie. Board Games, Sonido Drasser Lakar – ‘I Feel Great’, Smelling on the Radio, Eli Arrives (c. 19 minutes), Hip hip by Hurrah! punctuation in pop, Hip hip by hurrah in full, Dr Brand and cheap products, seeeed, seeeed catalogues and gardening, Dr Druqs and The Las, Area Codes.