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The Most Important Game Ever Made #12: Lady MADONNA
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Special HARMONIC/HARMONIX CONVERGENCE Edition

Normal service will be resumed etc.[…]

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The FT Periodic Table #12: MAGNONNA
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Full harmonic convergence achieved. See all other entries.[…]

The Most Important Game Ever Made #11: Think Right By Me, Bitch
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THE NEXT… THE NEXT SONG, THAT WE’D LIKE TO SING NOW… IS… YEAH, IS ONE… WHICH WAS… AH… ER, LAST BUT ONE RECORD, THE ONE BEFORE THIS… AND THE RECORD! (OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I’M COMING UP ON THE LSD L[…]

Swallet & Cardo (Cheesy Lover #25 and #26)
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Swallet: a raw soft ewe’s milk cheese from Cumbria, bought from Neal’s Yard Dairy
The swallet has a wrinkled rind, and is a rich cream colour underneath a faint white bloom. Tiny patches of blue-gray mould are scattered across it. Directl[…]

The Most Important Game Ever Made #10: The Stoneatles Vs. The Beatones
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It’s ‘I Wanna Be Your Man’, guest-starring the Uptight BBC Voiceover Man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6myXYN5u80
Don’t criticise what you can’t understand, square-o.
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BEENIE MAN ft MYA – “Girls Dem Suga”
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One of the really glorious bits of early-decade fusion pop: a Neptunes beat, a dancehall star, a supersweet pop-R&B chorus from Mya, everything bubbling and blending in the summer heat.
But that beat! The Neptunes could be frustrating, especiall[…]

The Most Important Game Ever Made #9: Workin’ In A Cool Mine
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And we’re back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hX5BkWv3nI
The Beatlebots continue to rock the Ed Sullivan show with ‘A Hard Day’s Night’, which the actual Beatles never played on the show, at any time, ever. Beatles, Cheatles[…]

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Vacherin Fribourgeois Crepi (Cheesy Lover #24)
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Cheese stats: Raw cow’s milk, semi-hard cheese from Switzerland, bought from KäseSwiss
This cheese has a dark, crumbly, dusty grey rind, and contrasting pale creamy yellow interior.
The inside of this cheese is BEEFY – a huge blast of um[…]

Well at least it keeps my feet warm
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Dreams: a funny old business. I have particularly vivid and bonkers ones and always have, with lurid M C Esher-gets-drunk-with-Dali vertigo ones a speciality. I had always attributed these to my generally going to bed slightly the worse for wear, onc[…]

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