MISS KITTIN AND THE HACKER — ‘Frank Sinatra’
DJ ASSAULT — ‘Big Booty Hoes And Sluts Too’
Motor and muse for nu-electro she might be, but you could easily mistake Miss Kittin’s autocue blankness for genuine va[…]

Tom’s Top Ten:
MISS KITTIN AND THE HACKER – “Frank Sinatra”
MINNIE RIPERTON – “Les Fleurs”
NOTORIOUS BIG – “Hypnotise”
ERIC B AND RAKIM – “Eric B Is President”
DJ DIPPA VS […]

Pete Waterman OTFM: Punk RoXoR.[…]

Michelle Golberg, I hate you: Thank you so much for taking a perfectly harmless album and making it sound like distilled aural anathema for anyone who’s paid attention to dance music for the past ten years. You get bonus hate points for the m[…]

r. kelly indicted on child pornography charges: once in a while, i guess a grand jury can see something wrong with a little bump & grind.[…]

“Ethan P has shit for brains.”
“I stopped reading it 1/4 of the way through… it was too frustrating.”[…]

Freaky Trigger Reminder Zone: just to remind you that you’ve only got a couple of weeks left to do your follow-up articles for 102 Beats That (if you’re taking part) and your Focus Group votes (if you want to take part) – links are […]

‘… As the Tiger is in space’
I’ve hated the Astoria for as long as I can remember, with its godawful sound, terrible sightlines and general joyless hostility to the paying audience. The building is riddled with black-painted tunn[…]

God Save The Toddlers: Those who do not learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat them.[…]

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The weather matters. Saturday 1st June: 8pm, and the sky out of my window is still fading pale blue, weightless, benevolent. A jubilee weekend of rain would be a symbolic down: but then, we are long used to finding a meaning in the rain. Not just w[…]