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Is this the Funniest Telly Moment Ever? Harry Hill and those penguins
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I’m still laughing at it months later. (From 3m 54s)[…]

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Guess My Theory (2000AD 30th birthday edition)
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(Prompted by a great post about designer Barney Bubbles over at Feuilleton.)[…]

4chan for beginners
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Don’t ever visit the 4chan site, it’s incomprehensible and full of filth (what better advert). But if you are feeling old from the incomprehensible tide of internets memes (which you can nearly always trace back to 4chan), you could get y[…]

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scifi for kids: ANDRE NORTON
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norton died in 2005, aged 93, with a LOT of titles to her name — my reread entirely took in books i read aged i wd say 10-12
my interest was slightly piqued by fellow lollard TRACER HAND, who lent me THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN (ed.Drake/Flint[…]

IHM Obvious Joke Watch: The Klaxons
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Klaxons n. 1. a device that makes an unpleasant repetitve noise, with the effect of clearing an area as quickly as possible.
2. that gadget the police use.[…]

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Twiki From Buck Rogers Causes International Incident
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Anyone who moans about the increasing neighbourly attitude of the voting in the Eurovision Song Contest, should consider the difficult position of Israel. Recent winners (well, within ten years) their neighbours aren’t even IN the song contest.[…]

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“It’s Hot” and tepid celebrity comic strips
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Minorly incensed at lollard Magnus’s deliberate snub of “It’s Hot” magazine (see the recent Lollards episode), specifically the Busted cartoon strip therein, I have bought the latest issue of this BBC mag as a catch up. (Fortu[…]

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Guinness Red – Salad of all the Guinness! (hott pictoral evidence comix)
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Guinness Red, in it’s unnatural environment, yesterday.
Your reporter’s verdict is v similar to existing feedback, tasteless and quite unexciting. Had to follow it up with several other pints of normal Guinness to shock tastebuds back int[…]

Guinness Red: The Tasting
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Guinness Red has finally arrived!! Despite claims on the website it wasn’t available in Great Queen Street O’Neills*, but we managed to trek the 400 yards round the corner to the Shaftesbury Avenue one where we saw the exciting new pump n[…]

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That Bucket of Shit Has Got To Be There For A Reason
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An annoying trend of current film and television is the set-up. By being aware of the set-up you can nearly always work out who the murderer and the method is in CSI (or at least one of these). The cast iron rule of the set-up is, anything which is g[…]

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