Consolation Prize: Liverpool lose Carling, win Guinness by setting world record for “loudest stadium roar”. Atrociously posed picture raises ‘fix’ suspicions.[…]

Go and buy the next Kylie single
My favourite pop song this year is called “Made Of Glass”, and it’s by Kylie Minogue. I hoped slightly that it would end up being by someone else – it was being touted around Rachel Stevens amo[…]

The thing here is, those professions which score best are those professions that are all about making other people feel directly and immediately happier. Unless you’re an army hairdresser shaving conscripts, I suppose.[…]

So what have we learned…?
1. Everybody likes Here Comes The Hotstepper.
2. Camera phones in dark bars are rub.
3. Wireless laptops are double rub, especially when you foolishly leave yourself logged in and tell everyone to get posting.
4. Where[…]

Edwyn Collins seriously ill: upsetting news – hope it’s not as bad as it sounds.[…]

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THERE WAS NO-ONE BEHIND THE BLOODY BAR![…]

Steve has just cleared the dancefloor with the Merengue Mix of Get Low.
Will Sean Paul woo them back? STAY TUNED[…]

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This is NYLPM rteporting live from the last ever Club FT[…]