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Trends Of 2006 Movies: The Disguised Time Travel Movies
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Time travel, its just science fiction right? WRONG. Well, right, but you tell that to people who want to see Keanu Reeves/Sandy Bullock romance films or Jerry Bruckheimer police procedurals and they might not go see your movie. You see 2006 was notab[…]

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Charlie Brooker Is Offally Sorry
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Well done Charlie Brooker for turning a little internet website into proper actual career. Well done for being quite good at it. And well done for doing all of this while looking a bit like Steve Davis (SEE!) . But he has done it too in a good way, p[…]

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Fergie vs Gwen In The World Series Of Silly
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I never really liked Gwen Stefani. I though No Doubt were a bunch of ska chancers who lucked out on a hideous power ballad and stuck around through force of a singer who dressed up like Madonna. I was, of course, right on all counts with No Doubt. Bu[…]

Fan-Fic Ahoy!
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It was a dark time for the empire. The great, powerful and benevolent knights had taken heir eye off the ball and in one foul sweep their peaceful nation was subjugated by one of their own. Twenty years passed, until a farm boy found hope sent to him[…]

The Advert Calendar (Not Of Advent Anymore): MAGNET
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Okay the Advert Calendar of Advent, like many a FT feature, was only partially successful. BUT it did make one very clear point. Adverts are seasonal. And while Christmas may underline this with its faux snow, twinkly jingle bells and mad attempts at[…]

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THE ADVERT CALENDAR OF ADVENT: 22: Boots The Chemist
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I get it. Dave LaChappelle’s (one assumes) hideously expensive Christmas ads for Boots The Chemist are very pretty to look at. And the bestockingly lady in the bath peeling sprouts is an amusing and attractive image. And I know that the UK is one o[…]

The PIE-LOT Episode of Freaky Trigger & Lollards Of Pop
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pie-lot: Host Eli, Guests, Tim, Kat, Mark. Spanish Pop, ghost stories, I love this bar, dr pub, bosh of the week (never gonna give you up), pop forecast, Adumsson, Smoking, Beth Ditto Karaoke.

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THE ADVERT CALENDAR OF ADVENT: 10: ARGOS
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Out go Julia Sawalha and Richard E.Grant’s PA and Sleb. A relatively successful and memorable campaign which nevertheless somehow seemed to place the emphasis on all that was cheap about the catalogue store. But in its place is one of the most […]

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THE ADVERT CALENDAR OF ADVENT: 9: Kerry Katona
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Surely these aren’t Iceland ads. How do they think having Katona cavorting whilst being impressed by the good deals at Iceland will sell their nosh to anyone? It makes no sense. Instead these are clearly adverts for Kerry herself, showing her i[…]

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THE ADVERT CALENDAR OF ADVENT: 8: Irn Bru
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I have to make a confession. I haven’t actually seen this ad on the TV. I can’t remember seeing many Irn Bru ads down south for a while actually, and I guess the sugary pop market tends to advertise when they can hit the kiddies rather th[…]

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