= if you click the “related articles” thingy enough times you reach the PITCHFORK BLACK HOLE of NO RETURN[…]

i. ok so when sistrah becky and i were small we very much enjoyed THIS BOOK

(because who can resist the name P. V. GLOB, plus also the pictures were creepy and awesome: bog people being peat-pickled bodies dug up after two thousand years, in denma[…]

in THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT (=one of my favourite films), samuel jackson bursts into a room to find the following two people in bed together
and[…]

Journey to the Centre of the Earth was on TV at the weekend — the one with James Mason, Pat Boone and Gertrude the Duck — and I watched it at my dad’s. I realised I had only ever read it in Look and Learn form, and that my conceptio[…]

he played “sean walsh” in the csi miami ep MONEY PLANE
while trying to confirm who sean walsh was — the owner of the plane i think — i found THIS![…]

“A white bear with brown patches shot dead in northern Canada is the first grizzly-polar hybrid found in the wild, DNA tests have confirmed.
Canadian wildlife officials say it is the offspring of a male grizzly bear amd a female polar bear.
T[…]

the reporter just described it as a “country layered in history” — AS OPPOSED TO WHERE?[…]

the world record for full-body immersion (esp.HEAD if applicable) in a vat of full fat soft cheese = six hours — GO DAVE!

URGENT UPDATE: joke-spoilin scientifickal AXIOMS of PBS restated to mollify the too-full-of-foopball hedz
i. anythin AT […]

ever since two junior footslog reporters toppled a US president 30 years ago, the american mainstream media has liked to get ahead of the game by giving a beltway scandal a “-gate” suffix, in honour of the watergate, the vast, swanky wash[…]

martha kearney ur teh cuet but USE OTHER WORDS PLZ[…]