Man invents perfect soldier maker. And before you lily livered pacifists* start moaning about the futility of war and the evils of genetically altered super-soldiers hold up there. Mike Minton is no one man SHEILD, and we won’t be getting blue skinned Rogue Trooper-esque GI’s. These soldiers are for dunking in you soft boiled egg.
The article tells of the frustration of the habitual soldier users and the not all that annoying quandary that he found himself in. A gadget to put by your Breville**, it would probably have more legs if it also came with a device to perfectly slice off the top of said egg.
*Actually, livers are not far off the clour of lillies.
**More on this and the Breville Lending Library, coming soon.