MOCK from the Virtual Glastonbury Booking Office. Host Tim, guests Katie, Magnus and Emma (and Mark). The FT periodic table, Radio Times Cool Poll, Mock Meat taste test, Blaze – The Arsonists, reinvention of transformers, what else should we reinvent, that song off the advert, Ghostwatch, Tanya and China Crisis, Baby Names inc Shiloh Pitt, also names in general, The Name of the Game – Abba, Take Back your Duck – The Inspirations or not.

as you can (sort of) see, the label sez:
“TESCO
Total Care
Freshmint flavour
INTERDENTAL
WOODSTICKS
100 double ended
with fluoride”
i. the freshmint and fluoride presumably mean you no longer need to brush yr teeth ever
ii. hence the phra[…]

The Glastonbury Festival has come under attack by an unlikely source this morning, just before the 1,400,000 tickets go on sale. The Bishop of Bath and Wells, whose diocese contains the Parish of Glastonbury has gone on an unprecedented attack at wha[…]