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Quit Stallin’, Call in Stalin*
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Jonathan Meades’ show last night on Stalin and Architecture was so annoying. It promised to be a welcome exposition on a often-derided subject that’s generally dismissed glibly in one fell swoop.
But that’s not what we got. It was[…]

Not a novel
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Short story collections which are presented as novels: they annoy me. I read two over the Christmas period, both of which were good short story collections, one of which was really straining trading standard rules to be presented as a novel, let alon[…]

Matthew Broderick, you are the weakest link
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You kind of know what you are going to get with The Producers. Well of course you do, its a remake of a remake – staring most of the original cast of the remake. The only new additions are Uma Thurman’s Ulla and Will Ferrell’s Leibk[…]

More Electronic Book Bobbins
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For some reason the e-book seems to be the holy grail for certain technology manufacturers, no doubt frustrated that millions of people in the world still endure – nay – enjoy reading words on paper. I am not sure of the environmental imp[…]

Worst Food Website Ever
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I have just received a box full of about 5000 flyers for a website called chinesefood4u.co.uk (also handily known as chf4u.co.uk. The flyer describes the website as “The website where you can get discount meal vouchers from different Chinese re[…]

Doing Something Well: Roast Chicken
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It’s an unexpected and wonderful pleasure when you get to eat a familiar food cooked much better than you’ve ever had it. All my life I’ve been eating roast chicken, and for a few years I’ve been roasting roast chicken, and it[…]

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URGENT RHOME KORREKTION b4 i depart for the fapp
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it seems cleo = queen of sedge and BEE (not sedge and bean)

cis picked this up[…]

How to get rid of a lot of Dover Sole
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a) Have a Chef’s Special deal on your menu which offers a starter, main course, dessert and coffee for £15.95.
b) Price the Dover Sole at £15.95.
Voila.
It was fucking tasty too. As was the antipasto, the tiramisu and the coffee. Hooray for r[…]

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U Film Winkle/Nipple Crisis
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Kirikou and the Sorceress was a pretty fun French/African animated film from five years ago which deserved a much wider release. It did great box office on the continent but no distributor picked it up in the UK, leaving it to the BFI to flop it arou[…]

Live And Become And Then Fall Asleep
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Not really the films fault. For some reason I believed that the Israeli/Ethiopian/France/Falashan movie Live And Become was only ninety minutes long. Which means at nineties minutes, when the film leaps from the eight year old actor playing the lead […]

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