oh no posting derailed by ROMEO!!!
MUST DANCE…[…]

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THERE WAS NO-ONE BEHIND THE BLOODY BAR![…]

Steve has just cleared the dancefloor with the Merengue Mix of Get Low.
Will Sean Paul woo them back? STAY TUNED[…]

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This is NYLPM rteporting live from the last ever Club FT[…]

Day 24: Fly Me To The Moon
AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 LOUSY TUNES
I awoke with a rudimentary fishbowl on my head and my manservant Crispian De Savary gurning over me in a similar helmet. I could not help noticing that we were both floating as if we were […]

None more twee.[…]

SEVENTH SEAL OPENS (slight return) with the news that the three recently-estranged members of Bis have bowed to the inevitable and are back together in the form of a new band, Data Panik.
Inevitable in the sense that no doubt one day the world will e[…]

KITCHEN SCIENCE
What happens when you cook a garlic and coriander naan bread for eight hours.
a) It goes very very black, and very very hard but does not produce much smoke.
b) You lose all respect from your flatmates who ask you never to cook when y[…]